Classroom Chronicles: Baltimore #2

Conversations during advisory...

Kid 1: Ms. Williams, are you married?
Me: Not since you asked me on yesterday or the day before.
Kid 2: Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: Nope.
Kid 2: How old are you?
Me: 40 (Lie)
Kid 1: So you aren't married, you don't have a boyfriend, and you don't have kids?
Me: You're 3 for 3.
Kid 2: You have cats, don't you?!
Me: No, I have no pets.
Kid 1: That sounds lonely, are you lonely?
Me: Not at all, I enjoy my life the way it is.
Kid 2: I'm sorry you're lonely, Ms. Williams.
Me: Don't be sad, I'm not lonely.
Kid 1: Yeah, you really are.
Kid 2: Would you go on a blind date?
Me: *heavy sigh* That's enough Q&A for today! Who wants to play Jenga?
Kid 1: We'll finish this conversation tomorrow then!