Classroom Chronicles: 12

So it's lunch one day, and I'm in my classroom eating my salad and listening to music.  I thought I'd locked the door, but I realized that I hadn't when 3 of my fifth graders walk through the door.

Kid 1: Ms. Williams what you eatin'?
Me: Who let you out of the cafeteria?
Kid 2: That ole ugly dude just told us to get out so we decided to eat with you.
Me: *sigh* Of course you did.
Kid 1: What you eating for lunch? What's that green stuff?
Me: It's a salad.
Kid 1: What's that green stuff, that don't look like no salad!
Me: This is kale.
Kid 2: Ugh! My mama bought that one time. It tastes like boo boo!
Me: Why do you know what boo boo tastes like?
Kid 2: I DON'T EAT BOO BOO!
Kid 1: *obnoxious kid laughter* You must eat boo boo if you know how it tastes!!!!
Kid 2: Ms. Williams, tell him I don't eat boo boo!
Me: Well, you said kale tastes like boo boo, soooo....
Kid 1: *laughs even louder*
Kid 2: MS. WILLIAMS!!!!!