Classroom Chronicles: 13

Waiting on two kids' parents after boys' soccer practice.

Kid 1: Yo, Ms. Williams, check this out...
Me: No thanks.
Kid 1: No for real, just listen.
Kid 2: Aye dude, you can't tell her...she a teacher!
Kid 1: Nahhhh, Ms. Williams cool!
Me: *sigh*
Kid 1: Let me tell you how the girls in my grade treat me.
Me: Yeah, I'm positive I don't need to hear any of this.
Kid 1: Ms. Williams, just listen, for real.
Me: Nope, I'm good.
Kid 1: I'm going to say it anyway.  None of the girls wanna give me a chance 'cause they say I'm a hoe 'cause I'm light skinned and I have braces.
Me: Yep, inappropriate. I'm putting my headphones in now. Talk to each other.