Best of Classroom Chronicles: Baltimore
While I was teaching in Baltimore, I kept a little notebook where I recorded all of the things I found hilarious on a daily basis (and I read them in those moments where I needed a laugh and a reminder that teaching pays my bills). Middle schoolers are funny, even when they aren’t trying to be. They are the most unfiltered humans imaginable. Some are already on the blog, but, to be honest, I loathed so many things about my job for a while I didn’t want to think about it when I left work. However, some of these are too funny to not share. So, here’s the best of Classroom Chronicles: Baltimore! ( all names have been changed) Me: *minding my business, straightening desks after a long weekend* Chaz: *runs into my classroom, sees me, stops, and stares blankly at me* Me: Good morning, Chaz Chaz: Did you have a bad weekend? Me: No, why? Chaz: ‘cause, no offense, but yo hair looks like you did Teacher Referral (not mine): Jay walked in to ask me a question ...
