Classroom Chronicles: Part 2
We’ve been back two days and my students have absolutely lost it..in the most hilarious (and sad) way. I can’t make this stuff up. Foolishness was abundant between 1:50 and 2:00 PM.
“Where do I shit, Mr. Anderson?!” (Boy mispronounced sit)
“I don’t like black people.” (Asian kid)
“But slavery only lasted 12 years, Ms. Williams.”
This installment of Classroom Chronicles would not be complete without the following conversation.
Boy: Ms. Williams, will you help me open my locker?
Me: Sure. What’s your combination?
Boy: My lock has letters, not numbers. The combination is Y-O-S.
Me: That’s different. What do the letters mean?
Boy: No, Ms. Williams, it’s like YAAASSSS!
Original Posting Date: January 7, 2015
“Where do I shit, Mr. Anderson?!” (Boy mispronounced sit)
“I don’t like black people.” (Asian kid)
“But slavery only lasted 12 years, Ms. Williams.”
This installment of Classroom Chronicles would not be complete without the following conversation.
Boy: Ms. Williams, will you help me open my locker?
Me: Sure. What’s your combination?
Boy: My lock has letters, not numbers. The combination is Y-O-S.
Me: That’s different. What do the letters mean?
Boy: No, Ms. Williams, it’s like YAAASSSS!
Original Posting Date: January 7, 2015
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